I've just witnessed the convergence of adorableness and absurdism, and evidently I was not as prepared as I thought I'd be. I have been laboring under the delusion that cuteness and ridiculousness are additive traits that would, at their apex, create the 'super-cute'.
'Super-cute;' something so
cute that it is physically painful to look at, and could very literally give you diabetes within minutes. But in searching for the evidence to prove my theory of the 'super-cute,' SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG.
I am so confused right now.
What is this thing,
where can I buy one,
should I be afraid of it,
it this a real animal or is youtube broadcasting my dreams,
how are those feet even possible,
where the fuck are its arms,
is this a bird, rodent, or insect,
why is its tail pouffy at the end,
is this what happens when owls and bunnies have a baby?
Sweet Jesus, it's time to bust out the tinfoil hats. 0_o Oh god, the music only makes it worse!!!